"Dinner for Schmucks"

Synopsis

Martin (Kane John Scott) and his wife Jane (Marysia Kay) are taking some time off, trying to put the past behind them, trying to appreciate each other again. But when they get to their holiday cottage, they find that they're got little love left for each other. Jane attracts the attentions of another man, Seth (Benjamin Green), a vampire who sees something that he want in Jane. Jane wants it too, but be careful what you wish for...

After one night with Seth, Jane undergoes a painful transformation. A change that gives her more than she ever thought possible. A change that opens her eyes to a conspiracy that has been kept secret from her. But to finalise this transformation Jane must feed. Can she take a life to secure her own? And how about that delightful husband of hers?

"Underworld: Rise of the Lycans"

“Movies I Wouldn't Pay to Fucking See But Did"

Whoa, what piece of shit.

I could barely see anything on the LCD screen I was watching this turd on. Oh, by the way, while the title of this is "Movies I wouldn't pay to fucking see but did," I saw them but didn't pay for them, and if I paid to see this I would have been fucking livid with rage. Not just calling the movie a piece of shit, but I think I'd actually find whoever produced this film and hold them personally responsible and demand that I personally get to waste an hour and a half of their time for the hour and half that they stole from my life.

Synopsis

A taut reinvention of vampire lore, Shadowland opens in modern day North America, where construction workers uncover an old stone cross and what appears to be a wooden stake. They remove the stake from the ground, allowing Laura (Caitlin McIntosh), a slumbering vampire, to revive and rise from the earth. Beaten and weak, Laura is unable to speak, remember who she is, or even the fact that she is a vampire! As Laura attempts to make sense of the strange new world around her, she begins to remember not only an idyllic human life in 1897 but the handsome Lazarus (Carlos Antonio León), a mysterious lover who may not have had her best interests in mind. Soon Julian (Jason Contini), a world-weary vampire hunter employed by the church, begins tracking Laura, but as he closes in for the kill he learns that things are not what they seem.

"Live Evil"

During the screening of "Live Evil" at the FFF, after Ken Foree introduced the picture, I noticed a kind of energy in the audience - a positive vibe. I was laughing probably harder than anyone, but I thought everyone was more or less on the same page as I was. It was a fun event. But afterward during some discussions, I heard almost exclusive complaints about the picture; one person even going so far as to say it was the worst movie that they had ever seen.

"Fright Night"

In a decade of horror films that essentially gave meaning to the word 'unoriginal', "Fright Night" stands as one of the most unique horror films to come out of the 80s. By adding a number of small details to the plot, the film seems invigorated with an originality that might have been lost on what could have been just another run of the mill horror movie. "Fright Night" is probably the best vampire movie to come out of the 80s. Nearly every aspect of the film is perfect, and it stands an incredibly fun viewing experience.